May 2013
2 posts
April 2013
45 posts
5 tags
Fuck working.
End rant
Teacher: I'm going to South Korea next summer
Classmate: Do you have a death wish, sir?
Me: I'm from South Korea.
Classmate: How did you escape?
Friend: I swear that North Korea's prez is crazy
Classmate: You mean Psy?
deerpong:
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
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i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
snorlaxatives:
my favorite mythical creature is nice people
snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
March 2013
99 posts
“We are not going to give up on destroying the healthcare system for the American...”
– -Paul Ryan, slipping up while announcing his new budget plan. Ryan meant to attack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which he proposes repealing.
(h/t The Hill)
Sureee.
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playdated:
BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
