Teacher: I'm going to South Korea next summer
Classmate: Do you have a death wish, sir?
Me: I'm from South Korea.
Classmate: How did you escape?
Friend: I swear that North Korea's prez is crazy
Classmate: You mean Psy?
deerpong: there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
snorlaxatives: my favorite mythical creature is nice people
snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational
We are not going to give up on destroying the healthcare system for the American...– -Paul Ryan, slipping up while announcing his new budget plan. Ryan meant to attack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which he proposes repealing. (h/t The Hill) Sureee.
playdated: BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING